Jokes

Have a laugh with these spooky halloween jokes...!

What do ghosts eat for dessert?
ice scream!

What was the witch's favourite subject at school?
spelling

What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
lazy bones

Where do baby ghosts go in the daytime?
dayscare centres

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
boo boos

What do witches put on their hair?
scare spray

What do birds sing on Halloween?
twick or tweet

What is the witch's favourite bedtime story?
Ghoul deluxe and the three scares

What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaner's insurance

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack quack?
Count Duckula

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
they're afraid of flying off the handle

Where do ghosts post their letters?
at the ghost office

when does a skeleton laugh?
when someone tickles his funny bone

Who is the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans

What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round?
a witch in a revolving door !

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