Jokes

Have a laugh with these jokes!

Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor?
Because he was a little hoarse!

What do you call a fish on a dining table?
A plaice mat!

What do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers?
Russell!

What is the coldest part of the North Pole?
An explorer's nose!

Why is that man standing in a sink?
He's a tap dancer!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
In the Hare Force!

Why can you never swindle a snake?
Because it's impossible to pull its leg!

Why is it easy to swindle a sheep?
Because it's so easy to pull the wool over its eyes!

What sort of fish would you find in a shoe?
An eel!

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